Which Naughty Daisy Card Is A Good Christmas Card?

#1

Front: Some People Get a Lump of Coal...

Inside: I Get a Bag of .... 

#2

 Front: WHAT??
Inside: No Ford Mustang in the Driveway, Again?




#3

Front: Santa's Sack was Ginormous!!
Inside: Blank



#4

 Front: Christmas Morning? Already?
Inside: Your Gift is Still at the Store!



#5

Front: What's In Your Stocking?

Inside: Blank

#6

Front: Open Me Later!

Inside: Much Later....



#7

Front: Well, What Do You Know?

Inside: Santa is Doing the HO! HO! HO! Under Her Mistletoe!



#8

Front: I Saw Mommy...
Inside: ...Blowing Santa Claus Underneath the Christmas Tree Last Night...


#9

Front: Go Ahead...
Inside: ...Pluck Me!


#10

Front: ...Then, Mrs. Claus scolds Santa...
Inside: Get That Thing Away From Me, She Says, It's Not Your Birthday, Yet!
           Here's Hoping You Get Yours!